Artie Quotations

Episode	Quotation
Dance Fever	"You guys check out Monica? She lookin' hot." "She's all folkadelic." "Rock on" "I'm just waiting for the right song, something special for me and my girl."
The Good, The Bad and The Lucky	"Bob, this kid could bring them to the superbowl, this kid could really make it, this kid could go all the way. Bob, this kid's a super genius." "Hey Pete, I got this idea, you know, where I act as a decoy and split up and run all the way home." "Pardue passes the 5... the 10... the 20... Mommy!" "When I get hungry I get hyper." "Hey Pitstain, penny for your thoughts"
Splashdown!	"The mesh is chafing me." "I'm sending a secret emergency distress signal. I saw it once on Flipper." "I think I heard a bee."
The Last Laugh	"Pete my man. It's gonna be a solid day, solid as a rock. Can you feel it, electricity." "Is this guy super genius or what" "This isn't happening, somebody slap me. Ow" "It's Pardue to the rescue" "Dr Kleimarker says if I hold it too long I'll cause an infection. He says an infection at my age could cause my corpuscles to..." "Yes, Pardue has crossed enemy lines. The super genius, super spy has done it again." "He's a double agent and a hall of fame quarterback. He's Wayne Pardue and he's coming soon to a theatre near y..." "Fakerooni of the century!"
All Nighter	coming soon
O' Christmas Pete	"They tried to ditch me, but I caught up."
Das Bus	"Hey you got something on your shirt. Ha ha ha, made you look." "Jeez Louise, it's total Humperdink" "Must...destroy!" "I have a feeling my 4 10 haircut's gonna be cancelled"
Saturday	coming soon