Teddy Quotations

Episode

Quotes

Various episodes "Excelentay!"

"What, you guys didn't know that?"

"F.Y.I....."

Day of The Dot "My duck feet are against regulation. If I can't angle them in 16 degrees, out of the band"                               
Don't Tread On Pete                              "Alright, green and red, my favourite flavours"
Tool and Die "Uh uh, landmine, recon delta, '67"

"I heard it was an anti-ballistic defragmentary explosive"

Field of Pete "Prosthetics take no prisoners!"

"Buzz of Slushenheimer"

The Big Quiet "I have to go to a special kind of therapy. We talk with socks"
Time Tunnel "Well give me one doll hair! Come on I want it!"
On Golden Pete "It's the Buddy Beaver show, it's the Buddy Beaver show"

"It's a complicated and very technical process - yank out the guts, dunk 'em in shellac and nail him to a piece of wood"

Yellow Fever "I take  small, upper size bites, and according to this flow chart, half a sandwich should last me 'till lunch"

"I hate myself !!"

The Trouble With Teddy "What do you say we do a bit of speedwalking, the night is young, the air is crisp"

"Let the power of the soul shake be with you"

"This deodorant is amazing. It's like having a pine forest in your armpit"

"Bold move big red, bold move"

"Like I always say, you can't spell gladiola without glad"

"If it's more of a BEREEEEK sound, then I'd say fan belt"

"This corn is tricky and stubborn"

Road Warrior        "Gentlemen, gentlemen, start, start, your, your, engines, engines"

"I've heard he falls asleep in the back of the car and you can drive anywhere you want. You could go to Kreb World"

"Don't worry buddy, we'll have a great summer together"

"Parking, great. The backbone of the driving experience"

"I've learned so much about air pressure"

Pinned!                                       "At least your ahead of the dummy"

"Just show up and the big W is double yours"

"You're blocking off the carotid artery which is depriving his brain of oxygen rich blood"