About Teddy

Theodore L. Foresman is Big Pete's friend. Teddy's main contribution to the show is his supreme ability to irritate absolutely anybody without even realising it. Whether it's Big Pete or his enemy Endless Mike, Teddy is uncompromising with his talents. The best example is the way he annoys the entire Wrigley family when staying at their house. Magnetising Mom's metal plate and ruining Pete's date with Diane are all tried and tested methods, but the sucker punches are his overall knowledge of things ("F.Y.I Pete...") and how he patronises people with it and, perhaps deadliest of all are his catch phrases. "What you guys didn't know that?" and "Excelentay!" are the two most effective.

Teddy's favourite pastimes are speed walking and making sun brewed tea. Also, he has worked at a taxidermist. He can't go on a school trip without eating his lunch straight away; even his "small upper size bites" technique can't combat this problem. His other problems include his duck feet and beans: they give him gas. He has a neat method of working out algebra problems and when he laughs and drinks "beautiful things happen". But not when drinking the evil Orange Lazarus which gave Teddy the grand master of all brain freezes. But by far the best thing that Teddy does is his masterpiece of hand movement: the legendary soul shake.

Teddy Foresman is so innocently annoying and as a result, is one of the funniest characters in the entire show. He's like the friend we've all had at one point in our lives. He's even on a par with Artie and that's saying something - In fact this whole website originated as a shrine to these two characters. I could go on to say that he is excelantay but I should think that's pretty unoriginal, I wonder how many people have annoyed Teddy (Dave Martel) with that since he did the show. It is, however a correct statement. Theodore L. Foresman is excellent.

SOUL!