Nona Quotations
| Episode | Quotation |
| Grounded for Life | "My name's Nona F Mecklenberg. F's
for Francis. I'm gonna legally change it, to either, to either Frame or
Forklift."
"What are you, some kind of serial killer?" "Make mine medium rare with grilled onions." |
| The Call | "After we do it and we're famous,
would you rather have your face on a post-it stamp or on a license
plate."
"It takes more than some hot asphalt to stop us." |
| The Big Quiet | "He was chasing this ball, I yelled for him to stop but Gary was too excited, he never saw the car." |
| Time Tunnel | coming soon |
| Inspector 34 | "Let's get started people, we're burning daylight." |
| Halloweenie | "Apollo and Athena. They were brother and sister. Only, Athena didn’t have a mother, so she just sprang out of her father’s head, ready to fight. I saw the picture." |
| Farewell my Viking Part 2 | coming soon |
| 35 Hours | "Thanks Mr. Kretchmar, you're so
much nicer than the Dad who used to live here."
"Holy Moly, not bad for a buck." "Howdy partner I'm Nona F Mecklenberg, the F stands for Freerange." |
| Dance Fever | "I'd rather be deep fried in armpit sweat." |
| The Good, the Bad and the Lucky | "Do burps taste like hotdogs?"
"Nobody talks that way about my lucky underpants!" "A twist and a tuck, means good, good luck." |
| Crisis in the Love Zone | "Kiss me carrot head."
"But you're Pitstain... Sergeant Stink." |
| The Last Laugh | "My tastebuds are like a flavour
computer."
"Bingo, it's Krebstar atomic hotsauce." "Nona F Mecklenberg reporting for duty." "Let's hook up this sucker." |
| Splashdown | "Maybe you can stop me, Buttlinger,
and maybe you can stop him. but there's one kid you can't stop."
"Gross, I think I'm gonna ralph!" |