Endless Mike Quotations

Episode	Quotes
Rangeboy	"I imagine your son's head on my tee...and the rest takes care of itself"
Tool or Die	"If you need a tool come to me. If you need a nut, nail, screw, bolt, nut, you come to me" "Nice try carrot head, but cut me a two by a ply. Thanks, saw boy" "If its so funny, why aren't you laughing Korn boy?" "Didn't I tell you never to cut against the grain, DIDN'T I!?"
Halloweenie	"Who do you expect carrot head, Mr. Tastee?" "You know flame head, in space, no-one can hear you scream." "Pete Wrigley, you have tasted the dark side" "Don't go ruining your appetite boys, 'cause tonight we're gonna have us a weenie roast" "Tag...you're dead"
Time Tunnel	"I see your brother didn't get all the dink genes after all" "Was I ever a kid?....NO!" "Ride like the wind soul brother" "You hit the go, and then you know" "No fog, no fun"
Yellow Fever	"One flick and you're your own man" "Carrot head, I'm so looking forward to me and you spending some quality time together" "Once a dink, always a dink" "You showed that corn dog creep" "Let's say we celebrate with a little bubbly lubbly"
35 Hours	"Welcome to my nightmare!" "The desperate carrot head comes to me for help" "Got any Neapolitan ice cream?" "Little duck, poppa duck ....GOOSE!"
Road Warrior	"Oh yeah, looking good dink boy" "I 'd like to take him under..... my wing" "For the next 10 weeks, you're my personal roadkill" "I would rather stick  my face in a wood chipper!"
Pinned!	"What are you gonna do jocko, eat me for lunch" "You know carrot head, the human body has over 191 seperate bones, now where do I begin?" "Say hello to my kydney, 3 pounds, 4 ounces" "I am the Doctor of Death" "It's time for the doctor to sign your death warrant" "I'll yank it out of your body and beat you over the head with it....like a drum"
Saturday	"Ahh, my pizza...and a ninja" "Auntie Em is it really you" "You really are as quick as a bunny...with brains to match"