Pete is the older of the Wrigley brothers by four years

Little Pete Quotations

Episode Quotation

Valentine's Day Massacre coming soon

What we did on our Summer Vacation "Eat my turf, chrome dome!"
"Maybe he's hotwaxing his head!"
"It's a flesh avalanche"

Apocalypse Pete "Prepare to die blowhole!"
"Don't be a wuss"

Space, Geeks and Johnny Unitas coming soon

New Years Pete "You know Frank, there are 22 ways to kill a man"

King of the Road "You mean their guts are in the dam?"
"Let's dust him Dad, come on crank it"
"We're mutants!"

Day of the Dot "Deal with it dipwad, take us home"
"Take the cash crankbait"

Nightcrawlers "Rules bite!"
"Wax my nose hairs!"

Rangeboy "Lock and load gentleman and happy hunting"

When Pete's Collide "What if you could get your license now, but you had to have a trout head for six months?"
"Quit stalling chunderhead, make me laugh"
"No comment grungebag"

Don't Tread on Pete "Is this guy pickin' your scabs the way he's pickin' my scabs?"
"I just did power tool"
"No chance wing nut"

Tool and Die coming soon

Hard Day's Pete "Bite me Clem!"
"That concludes our wartcast for this evening"
"You don't like the taste of coffee but you drink it anyway, is that right?"
"I am Pete 'thunderbolt' Wrigley and together we make up the blowholes"

Grounded for Life "What a nimrod"
"The name's Dirk Wayne and hair lotions my game"
"Sectors E through J, history"
"Most other fathers have stuff that they're good at, like business or sports, all you have is a pile of grass"

Field of Pete "We want a pitcher, not a free-standing chum jockey"
"Puss crawling maggot batter!"
"Subacious bloody sputometre!"

The Call "You're pathetic, just so you know"

The Big Quiet "Buckle up Gary. It's not just the law, it feels good"
"I only know one speed: fast"
"Clowns, you know the type in the circus, they scare me"

Inspector 34 "I know 24 knots and I'm well trained in high explosives"
"We're not like underpants"

Time Tunnel "Kill me with a brick"
"Snot on a cracker"

Halloweenie coming soon

On Golden Pete coming soon

X = Why? "We know where you live jigglebutts, the end is near"

Farewell my Viking Part 1 coming soon

Farewell My Viking Part 2 coming soon

Sickday coming soon

The Trouble with Teddy "Sorry, Dad, internal combustion isn't nature's way."
"I mock your cheese danish and all it stands for!"

35 Hours "Suck on soil, lounge act!"
"Munch on mud, slughead"
"They can't ground us, we don't have a house"

Dance Fever "I'm out of here like a beef belch"
"Suck a glue gun, chunkhead!"
"Shove it in your armpit, Pit Stain!"

The Good, the Bad and the Lucky "Bite me sideways!"
"Last one there's a blood blister"

Crisis in the Love Zone "Hey, Eunice, how's every little thing?"
"Chirpity chirpity chirp, chirpity chirpity chee"
"She's my little mushky bushky"
"Did you ever notice how the worms bunch up in a ball when you put them in a jar, it's kinda romantic"

Splashdown "Vengeance will be mine blowhole!"

The Last Laugh "Johnny Earwax is a heiner!"
"Schwinglets isn't so tough"
"I'd rather eat tar"
"You really think a stupid chair can stop me?"

Pinned "Curse you Endless Mike!"

All Nighter coming soon

O' Christmas Pete "A flame thrower! How did you know?"
"Ho-ho-NO!"
"Hands off the tree or I'll decorate"

Das Bus "Must destroy substitute"

Saturday "If I wanted thinking I'd have Einstein here. Instead I have a two-bit hair butcher like you"

Episode	Quotation
Valentine's Day Massacre	coming soon
What we did on our Summer Vacation	"Eat my turf, chrome dome!" "Maybe he's hotwaxing his head!" "It's a flesh avalanche"
Apocalypse Pete	"Prepare to die blowhole!" "Don't be a wuss"
Space, Geeks and Johnny Unitas	coming soon
New Years Pete	"You know Frank, there are 22 ways to kill a man"
King of the Road	"You mean their guts are in the dam?" "Let's dust him Dad, come on crank it" "We're mutants!"
Day of the Dot	"Deal with it dipwad, take us home" "Take the cash crankbait"
Nightcrawlers	"Rules bite!" "Wax my nose hairs!"
Rangeboy	"Lock and load gentleman and happy hunting"
When Pete's Collide	"What if you could get your license now, but you had to have a trout head for six months?" "Quit stalling chunderhead, make me laugh" "No comment grungebag"
Don't Tread on Pete	"Is this guy pickin' your scabs the way he's pickin' my scabs?" "I just did power tool" "No chance wing nut"
Tool and Die	coming soon
Hard Day's Pete	"Bite me Clem!" "That concludes our wartcast for this evening" "You don't like the taste of coffee but you drink it anyway, is that right?" "I am Pete 'thunderbolt' Wrigley and together we make up the blowholes"
Grounded for Life	"What a nimrod" "The name's Dirk Wayne and hair lotions my game" "Sectors E through J, history" "Most other fathers have stuff that they're good at, like business or sports, all you have is a pile of grass"
Field of Pete	"We want a pitcher, not a free-standing chum jockey" "Puss crawling maggot batter!" "Subacious bloody sputometre!"
The Call	"You're pathetic, just so you know"
The Big Quiet	"Buckle up Gary. It's not just the law, it feels good" "I only know one speed: fast" "Clowns, you know the type in the circus, they scare me"
Inspector 34	"I know 24 knots and I'm well trained in high explosives" "We're not like underpants"
Time Tunnel	"Kill me with a brick" "Snot on a cracker"
Halloweenie	coming soon
On Golden Pete	coming soon
X = Why?	"We know where you live jigglebutts, the end is near"
Farewell my Viking Part 1	coming soon
Farewell My Viking Part 2	coming soon
Sickday	coming soon
The Trouble with Teddy	"Sorry, Dad, internal combustion isn't nature's way." "I mock your cheese danish and all it stands for!"
35 Hours	"Suck on soil, lounge act!" "Munch on mud, slughead" "They can't ground us, we don't have a house"
Dance Fever	"I'm out of here like a beef belch" "Suck a glue gun, chunkhead!" "Shove it in your armpit, Pit Stain!"
The Good, the Bad and the Lucky	"Bite me sideways!" "Last one there's a blood blister"
Crisis in the Love Zone	"Hey, Eunice, how's every little thing?" "Chirpity chirpity chirp, chirpity chirpity chee" "She's my little mushky bushky" "Did you ever notice how the worms bunch up in a ball when you put them in a jar, it's kinda romantic"
Splashdown	"Vengeance will be mine blowhole!"
The Last Laugh	"Johnny Earwax is a heiner!" "Schwinglets isn't so tough" "I'd rather eat tar" "You really think a stupid chair can stop me?"
Pinned	"Curse you Endless Mike!"
All Nighter	coming soon
O' Christmas Pete	"A flame thrower! How did you know?" "Ho-ho-NO!" "Hands off the tree or I'll decorate"
Das Bus	"Must destroy substitute"
Saturday	"If I wanted thinking I'd have Einstein here. Instead I have a two-bit hair butcher like you"