Pete is the older of the Wrigley brothers by four years

Bill Quotations

Episode

Quotes

Day of the Dot "Markell's wigged. This winning thing has warped his brain"

Don't Tread on Pete "What if you could have one million dollars a year for the rest of your life, but from now on your eyes had to be on your butt, would you do it?"
"If Pete fails the test, he'll look like a sucker and end up waxing floors like Cecil Tucker"

Tool and Die "Real funny, put my head into a vice, can you take it out now?"
"I heard all about Slurms special project, it's a kryogenic freezer. He wants to freeze his own head when he dies."
"I heard he cut it off himself so he could be part tool"

Field of Pete "Come on, kill me! Do it!"
"Alright, I ate snot once, it was at the candy counter at the movie theatre. I thought it was imitation butter flavoured topping. There, are you happy!?!"

The Big Quiet "I never know what to say to my Dad, so whenever he's around, I just fake falling asleep. He thinks I have a degenerative brain disorder"

Time Tunnel "I didn't say dollar, I said doll hair"

Yellow Fever " 'Help! Being kidnapped! Call the police!'. This is gonna be great"
"YES! I AM KING!"
"Armpit powder, my own blend. I use a sodium benzolate base"

Episode	Quotes
Day of the Dot	"Markell's wigged. This winning thing has warped his brain"
Don't Tread on Pete	"What if you could have one million dollars a year for the rest of your life, but from now on your eyes had to be on your butt, would you do it?" "If Pete fails the test, he'll look like a sucker and end up waxing floors like Cecil Tucker"
Tool and Die	"Real funny, put my head into a vice, can you take it out now?" "I heard all about Slurms special project, it's a kryogenic freezer. He wants to freeze his own head when he dies." "I heard he cut it off himself so he could be part tool"
Field of Pete	"Come on, kill me! Do it!" "Alright, I ate snot once, it was at the candy counter at the movie theatre. I thought it was imitation butter flavoured topping. There, are you happy!?!"
The Big Quiet	"I never know what to say to my Dad, so whenever he's around, I just fake falling asleep. He thinks I have a degenerative brain disorder"
Time Tunnel	"I didn't say dollar, I said doll hair"
Yellow Fever	" 'Help! Being kidnapped! Call the police!'. This is gonna be great" "YES! I AM KING!" "Armpit powder, my own blend. I use a sodium benzolate base"