Big Pete Quotations
| Episode | Quotations |
| Valentine's Day Massacre | "I once dreamt I was a little blue dog" |
| What we did on our Summer Vacation | coming soon |
| Space, Geeks and Johnny Unitas | coming soon |
| Apocalypse Pete | coming soon |
| New Year's Pete | coming soon |
| King of the Road | coming soon |
| Day of the Dot | coming soon |
| Nightcrawlers | coming soon |
| Rangeboy | "I'm not a rangeboy, I'm a rangebear" |
| When Petes Collide | coming soon |
| Don't Tread on Pete | coming soon |
| Tool and Die | coming soon |
| Hard Day's Pete | coming soon |
| Grounded for Life | coming soon |
| Field of Pete | coming soon |
| The Call | coming soon |
| The Big Quiet | coming soon |
| Inspector 34 | coming soon |
| Time Tunnel | coming soon |
| Halloweenie | coming soon |
| On Golden Pete | coming soon |
| X=Why? | coming soon |
| Farewell My Viking Part 1 | coming soon |
| Farewell My Viking Part 2 | coming soon |
| Yellow Fever | coming soon |
| Sickday | coming soon |
| The Trouble With Teddy | coming soon |
| 35 Hours | "This morning, I stood with the
refrigerator door open for 45 minutes, just 'cos I could."
"You can break everything in the house, dig up the yard, contaminate it with nuclear waste" |
| Dance Fever | "Think of all the great times
Petunia has had doing the Leningrad Slide."
"No records were broken, no lives were saved, no mysteries of the Universe were solved, but for one dance, everything was perfect." |
| The Good, the Bad and the Lucky | "It didn't take a two headed Abe Lincoln to figure out if Pete didn't get his penny before Pitstain, his life was going to derail." |
| Crisis in the Lovezone | coming soon |
| Splashdown! | "Of all the Fantasies I had ever
had about being a lifeguard, none of them involved searching for a mad
man with a bladder problem."
"The Krebstar 2000 Hydro-thruster. Fully loaded with hydraulic lift controls and butt friendly, no stick cushions." "Soon you will know my power." "Thankyou Mr. Java for being so very good to me" |
| Road Warrior | coming soon |
| The Last Laugh | coming soon |
| Pinned! | coming soon |
| All Nighter | coming soon |
| O' Christmas Pete | coming soon |
| Das Bus | "Hi, my name's Pete and my
favourite season is Winter"
"Stu? He's my man, he's with the programme" "Hello future, my name is Pete" |
| Saturday | coming soon |