Artie Quotations
|
Episode |
Quotes |
| Day of the Dot | "That's what you think Crabby"
"Music of the gods" |
| What we did on our Summer Vacation | "Be gone with you stinky, we will do battle next year" |
| Space, Geeks and Johnny Unitas | "Look at the work boy, look at the
work"
"Cupcakes... Lemon scented" |
| Apocalypse Pete | "Speed kills"
"Foul, I claim foul, I do agree with my claim" |
| New Years Pete | "Hold onto your coffee snidey
Buttkins"
"Buttkins goes down" "Aah, free air" "How's it going in there fatty" |
| Nightcrawlers | "I do not believe you can catch me
for I am super freaky"
"I challenge you to a game of tag... of the flashlight variety" "Come along my Vikings" "Be strong freckle faced boy, sleep is for the puny" |
| Rangeboy | "Unpipe"
"The twinkly, stinkly, smelly, belly stars" "Beware the duffer, beware the duffer!" "Smooth, boy, power driving smooth" |
| When Petes Collide | "Careful boy, there are unfavourable omens in the air" |
| Hard days Pete | "Today's top story: Mr Fred Hurley
has hemorrhoids"
"Powers...useless...growing...weaker" |
| Grounded For Life | "You have soft hands for a man,
Don"
"A delightful new product, I thought you would dig it" |
| The Call | "Soon you will be like cheese boy:
melty, melty,melty"
"Onward my vikings" "Away with you mind messer" "Boy, boy, don't let it smell your fear" |
| The Big Quiet | "Unspeakable tragedy, devastating
pile"
"I remember the tingly tongued lad, Gary, as we called him" |
| Farewell My Little Viking
(Part 1) |
"Be gone with you pulpy, before I
fold you into some kind of brochure"
"Delightful. A delicious blend of tarragon, ginger and some sort of seafood, shellfish." "All is pipe metallic man" "You're a madman at the wheel, Don." |
| Farewell My Little Viking
(Part 2) |
"Call me a truck and slap me
till Wednesday."
"Pink on the inside and crisperooni on the outside." |
| Various Shorts | "Dastardly insect boy!"
"Physics makes me strong, Hathead, physics" "Come back you eater of cheeses" "Puny hat shaped human" "I bet you ride a shwinn, shwinn rider" "Your kind never learns, does it flabby" |