About Us

This page was created and is maintained by Tom and Joe in the UK. Tom is an international spy by trade, whereas Joe is a Hollywood stuntman. Interesting facts about them is that Joe gets food mysteriously stuck in his nose after eating, whereas Tom has to crack his arm back into place if he sits with it in the same position for too long. When not jumping off buildings or battling with Russian secret service agents, they spend their spare time running this site.

Rowan also helps out as a part time quotes gimp. He likes nothing better than styling his hair and using deodorent, and constantly lives in fear of hearing the dreaded: "Rowan, we need some more quotes". Lloyd occasionally helps out too, by telling us that bits of our site suck.

There, that's absolutely everything there is to tell you about the good people that run this sprawling metropolis of a web page - I hope you feel enlightened now. Thanks for caring enough about us to visit this section and enjoy the rest of the site!